My name is Chris Webb, and I work on the Fabric CAT team at Microsoft. I blog about Power BI, Power Query, SQL Server Analysis Services, Azure Analysis Services and Excel.
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2 thoughts on “OLAP Report 2005 Market Shares Out”
If anyone\’s interested, I\’m writing my own OLAP server from scratch in assembler, which I expect to blow away the competition and take substantial market share within the first 2 months after launch. Oh no, you wouldn\’t be interested would you, you BEARD-HATING FOOLS.
Hmm ok I\’ve given up on the OLAP Server, since it was a bit harder than I expected. I\’m now writing a Hello World program in QBASIC instead … anyone want the source code?
If anyone\’s interested, I\’m writing my own OLAP server from scratch in assembler, which I expect to blow away the competition and take substantial market share within the first 2 months after launch. Oh no, you wouldn\’t be interested would you, you BEARD-HATING FOOLS.
Hmm ok I\’ve given up on the OLAP Server, since it was a bit harder than I expected. I\’m now writing a Hello World program in QBASIC instead … anyone want the source code?